Maintaining the Surplus 101

This post will probably be the most important one ever shown on this blog. It is a simple guide for how to get an A in Ancient World History.

This class is an entry level course taught to all freshman by the one and only Dr. Konstantinos Georgiadis. Opa! There are a few things you need to know:

1) ALWAYS and I repeat ALWAYS understand how to distribute and maintain the surplus---If you fail at this task you might as well just not show up to class

2) NEVER contradict anything Dr. G says: the wise man is always right, no matter if he tells you he knows a poet that is a cockroach or not

3) RASPUTIN (Dr. G's cat) deserves your utmost respect, and it is always good to bring him sardines and draw him pictures in order to keep him happy

4) NEVER question your grades: if he wants to give you an 100 for existing, let him do it.

5) And last but not least Διατηρήστε το πλεόνασμα!