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HOPEless

  • Submitted by Enzo Léo Louis Antoine Hugo Gabriel
  • Jan 11, 2017
  • 2 min read

Hello, my name is Enzo Léo Louis Antoine Hugo Gabriel Mathis Jules Raphaël Theo Timeo Matheo Clémente Alexandre Maxime Axel Yanis Maël Martin Bernard Dubois Petite Durand Lefebvre Roux Vincent Moreau XVII, however I usually go by Jean. I am a French billionaire who came to Florida in search of a prosperous education for my only son, Enzo Léo Louis Antoine Hugo Gabriel Mathis Jules Raphaël Theo Timeo Matheo Clémente Alexandre Maxime Axel Yanis Maël Martin Bernard Dubois Petite Durand Lefebvre Roux Vincent Moreau XVIII. He was struggling in the French education system so we decided to come to what we had heard was one of the best private schools in the southeastern United States of America. As you know, this school was Canterbury School of Fort Myers, Florida. As the years went by, Jean Jr. flourished at Canterbury school, captaining the varsity beach bocce, Racquet Ball, and Capture the flag teams to their first ever national titles. He also took part in many clubs, such as the club for young Frenchmen, and the club for French spaniel owners. However, little Jeanie was greatly disliked by his peers. Nobody ever invited Jean to anything, so he felt excluded. Although Canterbury provided a great education for my little "fils" and I cannot deny the truth. The day of his graduation, Jean was excited as he planned to attend the prestigious Pierre Louis school for fine arts in the independent nation-state of Monaco. But when Jean stepped on to the stage to accept his diploma, he was denied of his degree. The audience, faculty, students, and Jean were all shocked. Jean had the highest GPA in his class, countless volunteer hours, and many AP courses completed. The reason Jean was denied of his degree is because he did not have an online PE credit. The Florida Virtual School had ruined Jeans life. Jean and I stormed out of the gymnasium confused and embarrassed or "honteux et confus" and never came back on the campus of Canterbury again. So, to all those at Canterbury, I urge you to complete your FLVS HOPE course. Never speak to me or my son again.


 
 
 

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